The Hēathernet 20oz. to Geekdom

11May/100

Gritty, real, ripped from the headlines

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Gritty, real, ripped from the headlines

This was one of my more ambitious ideas for Better Late Than Never skits that never got produced. The concept still makes me laugh.

10May/100

Another episode of, “Gandalf the Grey: Adjunct Faculty”

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Another episode of, "Gandalf the Grey: Adjunct Faculty"

9May/100

A man and his degree have a scintillating conversation

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A man and his degree have a scintillating conversation

I'm having fun.

8May/100

Mr. Ahnert fails to teach the 2nd grader

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Mr. Ahnert fails to teach the 2nd grader

There isn't a lot of fiction to this, unfortunately.

7May/100

The hilarious misadventures of iPhone and Wallet

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The hilarious misadventures of iPhone and Wallet

Sometimes I just get these ridiculous ideas in my head and they just have to be produced. Forgive me.

30Apr/100

Beware of Patrick

Posted by Heath

I discovered this little piece of paper on the cafeteria floor today. I find it incredibly hilarious.

Beware of Patrick

You've been warned!!

We also happen to be studying poetry in second grade. The creative leap wasn't that hard to make and this silly little thing was quick to take form in my head.

Beware of Patrick

Patrick is the leader,
(Patrick knows the code.)
He made our secret hideout
At the end of Possum Road.

We're chasing all the girls
And picked on Skinny Paul.
(I told him later on
I didn't mean it after all.)

Patrick makes the rules
And now I wonder why
He's the one who's boss...
(He's not a real nice guy.)

So, listen to me now
And meet behind the shed.
We're going to make a new club
And I'm in charge instead.

We're inviting all the girls
And here is our friend Paul.
Let's write some secret notes
And sign them with a skull.

Beware of that kid Patrick.
(It's what our notes will say.)
But I guess that he can join us--
If he really wants to play.

17Apr/102

The truth about free time

Posted by Heath

It's been an interesting week off from school. I realized as I wandered into a messy room in our cluttered apartment, immediately giving a loud pathetic sigh upon my entrance, that vacation actually makes me miserable. I'm going to try and spend some time now hashing out why that is.

1Apr/104

The Complete Heathernet Discography

Posted by Heath

As I promised I will post some neat projects that I worked on in December now that it... is... mid February. Heh. Whoops.

Many of you probably have some stray MP3s in your iTunes (or what have you) and I cooked up just the accessory. Album covers!

Pocket Protector - 20oz to Geekdom

Pocket Protector - 20oz to Geekdom

Sacandaga String Band

Sacandaga String Band

Nebulae Apothecary - Star Pharmacist

Nebulae Apothecary - Star Pharmacist

And did you know I'm close friends with someone on an arena rock tour? You can join the street team with this promotional flyer. Wink, wink.

Jason White's big tour

Jason White's big tour

Enjoy the toys!

Oh, and if anyone wants to hire me for my mediocre Photoshop skills, well, you're more than welcome to.

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20Feb/091

Refreshed

Posted by Jason

Today, I decided I would go to the bank to do things that people do at banks, minus that whole robbing scene, I don't go for that sort of thing.  It was freezing out, and extremely windy in Oswego today.  I didn't care, this is what Oswego is always like.  I went to my car, which, to my delight, started right up.  I was amazed.  I got to the main entrance to leave the college and I had to wait at a red light.  My car then started to make sounds, those sounds you never want to hear your car make, like it was about to spit up a lung or something.  The light turned green and I decided to ignore the sounds and continue with my journey.  My car stalled (surprise surprise) and I was barely able to get out of the middle of the intersection.

So there I sat, my car freezing over, not starting.  So, like anyone who likes to pretend they know what's wrong with their car, I got out and looked under the hood.  From what I could tell, everything seemed to be fine.  There was no sign of things on fire, and nothing looked like it needed to be stuck back together with gum.  I tried to start my car again, but no dice.  I called UP and waited for them to show up to help me get my car started. 

As I stood outside with the car hood up, waiting for UP, I encountered about 15 good samaritans looking to help a fellow human in need, all in about five minutes.  All of these kind people stopped and rolled down their windows, mind you on one of the coldest days we've had up here in a while, and asked me if I needed help, or if I had help coming.  I was amazed at the kindness generated towards me by all of these strangers.  Now, this was a busy intersection, but none of them had to stop, none of them had to say anything to me.  They did, and I was grateful.  As I stood there, I wondered if I would be a person who would stop. Would I be a good samaritan?  I like to think that I would be, but I don't think I would. Maybe when the next opportunity presents itself, my time will come.

I waited for a bit, and tried to start my car and it started, and kept running.  I informed UP when they got there that I was fine and thanked them for their concern.  I drove away with a smile despite the fact that my car is generally a wimp and can't handle a little cold weather.

20Feb/092

‘Caravan’ vid made and uploaded

Posted by Heath

If you can stand the sound of me singing go ahead and knock yourself out.

That should appease the anonymous commenters on the lyrics posted last Saturday... I wonder if I'll ever figure out exactly who they were... hmmm.

 

 

(ahem)

 

 

 

(Jason and Michelle)