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Beware of Patrick

I discovered this little piece of paper on the cafeteria floor today. I find it incredibly hilarious.

You've been warned!!

We also happen to be studying poetry in second grade. The creative leap wasn't that hard to make and this silly little thing was quick to take form in my head.

Beware of Patrick

Patrick is the leader,
(Patrick knows the code.)
He made our secret hideout
At the end of Possum Road.

We're chasing all the girls
And picked on Skinny Paul.
(I told him later on
I didn't mean it after all.)

Patrick makes the rules
And now I wonder why
He's the one who's boss...
(He's not a real nice guy.)

So, listen to me now
And meet behind the shed.
We're going to make a new club
And I'm in charge instead.

We're inviting all the girls
And here is our friend Paul.
Let's write some secret notes
And sign them with a skull.

Beware of that kid Patrick.
(It's what our notes will say.)
But I guess that he can join us--
If he really wants to play.