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The New Justice League

I was conversing with Jenna (sister-in-law and my personal chef) online the other night, mostly about nothing, but our conversation revealed to me a funny idea.  I asked how she was and how Murph was, but for some reason, I referred to Jordan as "Beard".  Anyone who knows Jordan really wouldn't think this to be strange, but throughout the conversation, me and Jenna continued to refer to Jordan as "Beard".  So Jenna asked me what my name would be, and I just threw out the name "Stubble".  This triggered Jenna to say Beard and Stubble could be a new comic book.  I didn't want to be a sidekick, but this put a thought in my mind, about a new justice league made up of five new super-heroes.  Jenna started timing me to think of the people in the justice league, and their powers.  It was stressful, and we're not friends anymore, but I did come up with a solid 5 characters who will make up the new justice league.  Here they are...

Jordan - Alias: Beard.  Beard has the ability to manipulate the weather.  He can create and control massive storms.

Heath - Alias: Peach-fuzz.  Peach-fuzz has an indestructable body.  He feels no pain and cannot be destroyed. (Heath: Peach-fuzz!? Are you just trying to see what you can get away with on my blog?)

Andy - Alias: Mutton-chops.  Mutton-chops has the ability to manipulate gravity.  He can levitate objects and move them where he likes.

Jason - Alias: Stubble.  Stubble has a temporal duplication ability.  He is able to bring past and future versions of himself to the present.

Murph - Alias: Dr. Whiskers.  Doc Whisk is a time traveler.  He can go back and forward in time.